Funniest Quotes from 2005
The Halloween Fic. - kevin g.'s insanity script format story about TPTFers
Cho Hakkai: After all, 99% of romance fanfiction is written by angsting, hormonal teenagers
Shorttail: Chatsy? 
Cho Hakkai: Huh? What's a Chatsy?
Chatsy:
The way Satoshi is holding that fishing rod amuses me XD
Pikachu: I got a couple which still crack me up.
Murderous Pikachu
Suggestive Pikachu
Hentai! XD
Pikachu:
Does Jigglypuff enjoy the view? XD
Lonepichu: And Jigglypuff is obviously high, happens to many young pokemon.
Chatsy:
kp606//REVIVAL: I take great dismay knowing half of these pictures are sexual 
Fin: Chats, how many hours a day do you search for semi-sexual pictures with Ash in them??????
Chatsy: I search once or twice per week. 
Pikachu: Google turns up the weirdest photos. XD
Misty101803: You can say that again. XD
Misty101803: I remembered this strange scene in "Type Casting," which I recently saw: 
Misty101803: The (in)complete list of Pokémon shipps
Cho Hakkai: My God... I stopped at 67 and I wasn't even out of the Bs. And this:
HeracrossShipper - Heracross & trees
...... I just don't know anymore.
Misty101803: You think that's weird, look at this: BlowjobShipper - Bulbasaur & Heracross
Rens: Wow....that's great.
XD
There are a few on the list i've seen before, but the rest are pretty pathetic. I mean, really, Ashorgyshipping? (Ash & Misty, May, Macy, Casey, Melody, and Latias (Human Form))
CreatorOfDisastor: I saw Jigglypuff+Snorlax on that damn list. That's a frightening thought. *shudders shudders*
BenJS: "BangthewangShipper - Gary, His Left Hand, & His Right Hand"
Call me immature but... lol.
Misty101803: Even more disturbing is the fact that all the eggs seem to be the same size. Now I can see something like a Snorlax or Gyarados layng an egg bigger than an ostrach's or dinosaur's, but to have a tiny Pikachu lay that whole egg? I mean, it must take up it's entire body. That must look reaslly interesting when a female Pikachu is pregnant. XD
Raichu: Not quite to do with breeding, but Porygon 2 is really quite funny. Don't forget the game was made by computer programmers. All the different Pokemon evolutions have different names, but Porygon, being computer-based and just like every other instance of software/hardware, evolves with an "upgrade" to Porygon 2. I reckon whoever dreamt this up had a good chuckle.
Gyarados: Haha, yes; I wonder why they didn't make Porygon really slow, and keep crashing (porygon95), and even when you upgrade to a PorygonXP, its just as slow, and keeps crashing, but this time with more annoying noises. Myabe the shiny version (PorygonMac) would actually work, and kick butt.
RCF: I lent my sister my pokemon yellow version. (shes 8)
An actual quote by her:
"Hey Andrew guess what? Yester day on PKY i got on this guy Bills PC and released all of his pokemon...."
Kitten: We're 1337 now? Sweetness. *puts sunglasses on* At first when I saw the subject I thought Jolt was talking about how old he was. ;P
Misty101803: I wonder. Is Gandalf 1337 years old? 
XD
Chatsy: No, that would be the year he's born 
The Jolt Master: Okay...you guys suck, so I'm taking my toys and I'm not gonna play you with anymore.
Chatsy: My mom told me not to play with grown men >=O
Shorttail: You could have listened. 
Celebi: Even I've never cut myself trying to shave. And I try to make it a point not to shave anywhere unless people force me into it. I don't find fuzzy legs annoying and it keeps my leggies warm.
It's not gross... I'm fluffy. 
CreatorOfDisastor: Most men I've met are obsessed with their hair as much as their are about women and other stuff.
Gyarados: No, no, no! Hair is a means to an end, that's all! If you're Misteh where-the-heck-is-the-hash-key-on-this-keyboard, then the end is a hoard of girls( - not gonna let this one drop!) WDGs is almost certainly in an impression of Sonic, just to confuse witnesses at any crime scenes he happens to be innocenty running away from...
Soulfate: Misty why do you always talk about girlish stuff.
Shorttail: Because she's a girly girl in a girly closet.
