Funniest TPTF Quotes

Chatsy: The name sounds familiar but that's about it I can remember.

Shorttail: Wait... o.o

Chatsy: What...? o.o

WHAT DID I DO?!

Oh geez, I forgot to put on my clothes again, didn't I? D:

Typical typical typical.

Kitten: I'm just so used to telling peeps that I'm 12... ^^;;

Shorttail: I can never remember if I'm 17 or 19. Both are wrong of course.

Kitten: So, there ya go. My first "date", if that's what you want to call it. XDDDD I can't wait to see him.

meheeners: Fellow TPTFers, I propose a mass temporary migration to Nebraska on the 27th of September to crash this alleged 'first date'.

Chatsy: Oh great, now I'm imagening it all.

Kitty is sitting among the crowd, viewing the two teams playing against eachother.
All of a sudden a massive rumble occours. A baby starts to cry, several people's sodas starts to stir over the cup and splash onto the floor beneath or one another. The hotdogs come to life and starts yielping and somehow manages to run off.

In the middle of the football field, the players have stopped up and looked around wondering what's going on. In the far away distance a massive cloud of dust is seen and when looked closer, a bunch of people -TPTf'ers - are seen causing the rumble, the cloud of dust and possibly also the mysterious disappearances of Pepsi, Fanta and Pokémon merchandise in the surrounding areas.

The now freaked out football players start to edge away from the field as the huge gang of TPTf'ers are getting closer. The gang crushes through the wall into the field, right beside the actual entrance, and gang up to the freaked out football players. Their direction is towards one specific, the others are pushed away even those who're standing quite a bit away from the huge gang of TPTf'ers.

The one individual the gang had eyed out started to cover in fear, looking up at the strangers with a mix of confusion, fear and possibly a bit of arousement as well. One from the gang grabs the young lad by his collar, lifts him up so they're face-to-face and narrows their eyes in a vengeful manner.

"If you plan on getting it on with OUR Kitty, then you have to go through some tests!"

The boy was confused. Kitty? Last he knew, the last cat he was around was little Fluffy from way back in Pre-school.
Before the boy could think further, he was forcefully dragged aside as some other TPTf'ers took out some rubber gloves, and almost like real doctors pulled them over their hands in a stretching manner only to let the gloves go to prove their elasticity.
However, they didn't think of how much it hurts when it's only discount gloves, so they yelped in pain and hyperventilated a bit, some also biting their lower lip a bit.

The boy's eyes widened in utter fear, somehow squirmed out of the grip the one TPTf'er had on him and ran away screaming for his plush teddy bear, Mr. Winkie.

The TPTf'ers viewed the boy's escape dumbfoundedly, looked at one another, shrugged and calmly walked off, some doing... stuff to others on their way out.

Kitty, still among the crowd, began reconsidering the possibilities of her Foam Action.


Oh my GAWD, IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY AND IT SHOWS! DX

Misty101803: Way back when, even before everyone knew what Taily's true gender was and there was this debate on if he was a girl or guy (quite interesting until he decided to post his pic)

SC: Oh, it continued long after the first pic was posted.

Misty101803: Not to me. When I saw the pic, a bell chimed in my head and I accepted he was male. True, I remember those such as Tues not accepting it and kept calling him female for a time after that, but then he posted a few more pics and the debate quieted down some.

SC: Yah, same here. xD I remember something in particular.

Me: I think you're a male.
Tail: Why?
Me: Cos. You have a masculine looking jaw.
Tail: That makes no sense.
M: YAH I NO 

Lonepichu: sorry for that rant, I just noticed people using that phrase ["My interest in pokemon is dwindling"] a lot on here and mostly DA and it's bothered me ^^;

SC: But... the people there... they liek Mudkips. So they CAN'T be declining in interest. They... can't...

Misty101803: And then I thought chats and Taily lived close together as well...

Shorttail: Very very close actually. Tis only because we're procrastinators and generally not very social that we haven't already made out and sent holiday cards with pictures of us making out.
Note to self: If you ever sink that deep, kill yourself.

Pikachu:

Me and Fishy spent about 2 hours putting this together. XD I'm sorry Tail but the Holiday card thing was too great to pass up. XDD

CreatorOfDisastor: It was all done on Pain actually. xD

Pikachu: Pain? All done on Pain? Yes, it was painful but surely you meant Paint did you not? XD

Misty101803: I got screwed from both the East and West.

Gyarados:

Wow, I beat Chatsy to this one...

CreatorOfDisastor: xDD
*pets*
Poor poor Misteh Manymany-Numbers. At least you're not getting screwed in the North and South

yet

Lonepichu: This place is like drug, hard to give up and easy to get back into.

CreatorOfDisastor: Yah!
The perfect way to describe TPTf. We owe a lot of Uncle Jolteh, for asking to take over running TPT and keeping the forum up. And the chatroom.

Lonepichu: Yeah, and Jolt's the crack dealer. You give it up, then he shows up on your doorstep with a bag of pikachu shocked Paris spores and BAM you're hooked again. Jolt makes sure that he never loses his customers.

Chorusco: Chis the reason i didnt reply to any topic because i had nothing to say lol =/

Chiscringle: Since when has that stopped any of us?

Chatsy: Anything that doesn't taste like caramel is oral sex for me.

Shorttail: Anything that tastes like oral sex is caramel for me.

Mecha_Mew: Anything that tastes like caramel is caramel for me.

Pikachu: So...we haven't done anything really wacky in awhile and well...I saw Lone's post about the gender switching thing and thought hey...why not do more crazy things here?

So...what ideas do you have that would be just completely crazy to do?

Five: How about we write some pokemon fanfiction?

Raichu: How about some poetry.

Haiku posts, like:

Shorttail:

Lonepichu: The title of the madlib is: Love Letter

My hairy darling,

I love you more than lip itself. Each minute away from you is a gloss, each hour a ghostly eternity. Without you, life is boring, dull, and wet. I feel like a baby without my badger, a toddler without my teddy pickle, a dog without it's ice. I can't get you out of my skull.

I can't stop thinking about the color of your laughter, the way you wear your penguin, the way you toss your meatball, your squishy laugh, the way you crank a joke. This morning, when the mail Tuna Sandwich brought your special delivery big toes, my knee caps skipped a beat, my outer lip was in my throat, and my tree trembled so much, I could hardly grind your pencil sharpener. What you said set my tooth on fire.

Do write again. I love you from the bottom of my penis.

I will lick you always,
RCF

Lonepichu: And the name of the madlib is: Beauty Advice

If your skin is bouncy or stoned, you can cure this condition with the following regime. Every morning before washing your head, massage it gently with a mushroom that has been soaked over night in a bong of warm octane. Then mix together some popsicle and some nipple until the mixture becomes thirsty, and pat this onto your tubular face for five minutes. Then remove, using a Tail, and wash your face with frigid water. Do not omit this meaty step, or your skin will become Rapid.

Do this obnoxiously every day and you will soon be as moody as Moya.