Funniest TPTF Quotes

WierdDutchGuy: You can tell the incest is having a toll. The kids get more messed up the lower you go.

...

Wait, that would imply that Chats is sane. Never mind.

Chatsy: Guy, speak well of your e-mother! >8(

WierdDutchGuy:



... I love you?

Chatsy: ....Meh, good enough.

Normally guys show their affection through actions and material goods. That's why your e-father scrubs the toilet

Gyarados: Yay, I'm an uncle, what an achievement! You may all have one autograph each.

Right, now I needs me a wife... I'm willing to pay up to £0.73 if anyone's interested. Only requirement is male/female/undecided.

Chiscringle: I just realized that this makes me most of the forum's uncle. Whoo! Now I get to annoy everyone at parties and then give them fifty bucks.

PULL MY FINGER!

Shorttail: Which finger?

Jormel: Get your mind out of the gutter, Grandpa!!

I can't believe I spawned from you. . .

Drix Sigar: He spawned from a Spatula... Which one you think is most distrubing

Cloudburst: Ya'll are cute! Kinda like Kitten's squishable squishy grapes...

Shorttail: They're larger than grapes.

Lonepichu: Taileh

Her grape smoothie brings all the boys to the yard, aye ;P

Kitten: .....
DARN YOU PEOPLE! XDDDDDDD

...
Ew, a GRAPE smoothie? I don't really like grape-flavored stuffeh. (I used to drink grape sodas a lot as a little kid, but I dunno how I kept them down. o.o) I DO really like all sorts of banana-flavored stuffeh. *isn't trying to be kinky.. but failing* XDDD;;

Lonepichu: Kitten, dear, you've been hanging around Tail too long XD the perv has gone to your brain *gasp*

So...kitten likes to squish grapes and likes banana flavor? Personally, I've never much cared for bananas. I prefer grapes and flowers.

Flareofdragon: I am finding this conversation disturbing, especially considering that Cloudburst is kitten's daughter.

Cloudburst: Excuuuuuuuuuuse me? I didn't mean for it to sound perverted! Good grief ya'll! Forget the cuteness. Just get your minds out of the gutter! Shame on you flare! My husband, of all people! *throws up hands in exasperation*

Kitten: My daughter, this is what happens to the whole family when it starts with Chatzeh. Like the strange incest and selfcest and explosive cell divisions, pervyness is probably in our genes now. ^^

Chatsy: Hm, perhaps you get something else 'in' "your genes" that's perversion-related

OH YES, I SAW THAT BANANA

Shorttail: You're one to talk...

Kitten: By that, I dunno if you meant LaPoap's been hanging around you too much or that the pervyness has gone to her brain too, but I agree with the latter at least...  

Lonepichu: Heeeeeey, I am not a Perv-la-chu, I have absolutely NOOOOO idea what you're talking about.

You're the one who squishes grapes, missy. Although...grapes are rather tiny. Give me some grapefruits =DDDD

Shorttail: I prefer apple scent... ~~

Chatsy: I would've expected a preferation of peaches, but alas once again I'm surprised by my children's sudden change of likings.

I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THIS YOUTH CULTURE, WITH THE HIP-HOP, THE BEEP-BOP, THE "HI-DEE-HO" AND THE SEX IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS

*crawls back to bed*

*with all my lovers*

*and husband Jolt still cleaning and fixing the toilet - yeah, it went really bad out there. Damn prunes*

PartyhatPikachu: hmm . . somehow I get the feeling I'm older than my mother as well . . I suppose this is what happens when there is so much inbreeding . .. and teh spatula can't help . .

Kitten: Oh, but teh spatula is what makes all of this possible! :'D See, it doesn't even HAVE an age. Or a gender.
So everything works out, no problem.
...>.> <.< >.>

Lonepichu: Spatula's have age D:

If they get old, do they not rust? Proof right there ;P

Chatsy: My beloved spatula doesn't rust.

I take my precautions

Chiscringle: Oil is handy in so many places.

Chatsy: I'm torn whether to empathize "oil" or "handy" :'(

Five: so, i had myself via inbreeding and some strange form of asexual progeny?

this makes perfect tptf sense.

Chorusco: Me & Drix can be gay for each other

Kitten: ...I REALLY want to see his response to that. XDDDDDD

Drix Sigar: Wut? o_O

Chorusco: Drix irresistable charms are working on me

treecko(no): I can deliver better and faster than a Pizza hut pizza boy. *Awesome pose*

Wait, that sounded wrong. I meant it like a messanger or something...

kariekh: O.o oh noes! And why is it everytime I'm in chat no one comes?

Lonepichu: You're not trying hard enough (in before Tail)

Chorusco: I thinkz Gya is a sexual deviant...

Gyarados: That's unfair...

I'm... perverted? Yes. A sexual deviant? Yes.

Shorttail: What am I then?

Chorusco: You're just a deviant..., you're not into sex.

Chiscringle: You've just not been paying close enough attention, my lad. Now come over here while Uncle Chis fishes a nickel out of one of your holes.

Chatsy:

Methinks someone misunderstood the idea of "life's savings". o_o

Kitten:

...I don't think I want the nickel anymore... o.o  

Chatsy: Good, then I can have it!   

Chiscringle: Nickels for everyone! I'm going to have to find more holes.

Kitten: *starts choking and coughing on drink*

Shorttail: And what drink would that be, young lady?

Chatsy: I'm guessing.... milk.

 

Lonepichu: Why does all the kinky stuff happen while I'm busy?

Chatsy: Well...

..

No wait. This is too easy. I'll just leave it at that.

Kitten: After plotting this evil scheme for months and months e-mailing Jolty about something regarding one of my fanfics, at the end of my reply to his reply I sneakily added, "By the way..." and told him he should go visit the newest version of the TPTF Family Tree (I gave him a link to this thread). XDDD

Since the crazeh old man wouldn't post in this topic himself, (stealth.. >:3) I thought you guys might want to know what he thought of all of this:

Chatsy: Well no wonder! >8(
He just up and disappeared when he said he was going out to get something and never came back.
I'm a woman, I have needs! And looking for a husband who can't even fix a clogged toilet after one of my yoga-rituals are just not one of those needs.
Hmph.

Kefka VI: I got to convince my bro to come back to just being a pure pokeshipper

Chatsy: Now that's just blasphemy.

Kefka VI: Screw you YAOI FANGIRL

Chatsy: Well, that sure showed me.

Shorttail:

Kitten: Also, Taileh and I were just talking and we're both wondering... do you frequently thread the needle? Is it easier to thread some needles than others? I dunno about Taileh, but I used to thread needles ALL the time back in 7th grade along with other people in my Sewing class. I was really bad at it... I had to keep sucking the thread before I pushed it through! Yesh, I'd suck on it more than once sometimes. o.o Sooo, I was always really happeh once I finally succeed in threading the needle. ^^ At least it's easy to pull the thread back out, right? :'DD
If you DO thread needles frequently, Taileh and I wondered.. are you superultramega fast at threading needles? I'm sure it gets easier with practice. ^^

Shorttail: <.< Thanks for incriminating me.

Lonepichu: I don't swing that way, Kitto.

WierdDutchGuy: I thought you said you weren't g- ... Oh wait. We're talking about needles and threads. Right.
Shorttail: Sorry Kitty, Lone forced me to post this.


"Should I make it sound like I'm honestly wondering about that stuffeh, or make it sound suspicious? Which would be funnier? XDDDD
If I tell her that both of us are asking this, she'll know something's up... XDDDD But I can also make it sound like I'm really curious.

*ish slowly typing it out* AHH, I can make it ever kinkier! XDDDDDDDDD
In sewing class whenever we had a hard time getting the thread through, you were supposed to suck on it first and then push it through... XDDDDD"


See, clearly I had nothing to do with this. <.<
*hides edit*

Lonepichu: My needles all differ in sizes, so I thread a variety of needles.

Kitten: More than one?! Gosh darn it! o.o;;

...You know I wub you. XDDDDD *glomps*

Lonepichu: Suuuuuure you do >:l

I love you, too X3 also...I'm still not quite sure I understand which one is going on with this thread and needle XD

I sew like a craftsman, VERY experianced I can make small stitches...or BIG stitches...I can sew fast or slow...just depends on the sitation.

Also, Kitten, you have a dirty mind

Shorttail: Funny thing is, while I may have pushed the conversation off track, Kitty suggested to post suggestive stuffeh in your thread. I mean topic.

Lonepichu: Witty, Tail, OH so witty

Lonepichu:

 

ridiculously chibi Wurmple

Shorttail: Where's the chibi large mouth?

Lonepichu: Wurmples don't have mouths XD 

Kitten: WHAT?! O.O I know we've never actually SEEN it, but... that... that can't be true! ;-; I'm telling you, in the anime I've seen Wurmple eat food before! With some front part of it's head that must be a mouth! And... when it's eating, that front part of it's head wiggles up and down all cutely and all, like it's eating with a mouth! Or else it just beats its head up and down against the food so that it's mashed up into a liquid and then absorbs it through it's skin, ...which is pretty gross. o.o

But, I am a FIRM BELIEVER that somewhere out there, Wurmples DO have mouths. To demonstrate it, I even spent two minutes drawing one on Paint:

See?! IT HAS A MOUTH! O___O (And it's demonstrating it by using it to talk, too. :'D)

Lonepichu: suuuuuuuure it talks with it, and you sure you didn't mean eat like...oh I dunno...something I just doodled meself



>:3

and yes, this thread has me loffling badleh

and yus, I saved that piccy, kitten XD

Chorusco: Is it wrong of me to point out i see a penis on your drawing Loonie

Lonepichu:

Now you do

Lonepichu: are you talking about the bass like a fishing joke?

Shorttail: ... a coca-cola bottle.

Lonepichu: I don't like coke. I don't like sexual innuendo in my thread.

Shorttail: ...wat? o.o I didn't post any sexual innuendo.

Chatsy: Who're you, and what have you done with Tail? D:

AbsolDragon: i just...came on...

Gyarados: On what...!?

Chiscringle: Welcome to the forums. Remember, everyone with a post count over 500 is depressed. Unless they have a mustache.

Pikachu: You seem like an older version of Kitten anyway XDDDD

Kitten: Does this make her a Cat?!

Shorttail: No, but she has a cat.

Soudaiya: LIES!

...

I have three. 

This is the fat one, even though we call her Little Cat.  She's a weirdo. (NEVER name something 'little,' it alwasy grows up to be huuuuge!)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/souda...dkitties003.jpg

Shorttail: Not that kind of cat...

Lonepichu: I got an extremely dodgey review from the Tower o__o; I must admit that it rather freaked me out. I dunno if this is just me being paranoid as usual, but I just wnated to alert people to this and see if anyone else has gotten a review like this.

Kitten: Theory... what if it's your finger length that makes you fall in love with a woman?
.....
Wait a sec.. XDDDDDDDD

Lonepichu: KITTEN! You have DEFINATELY been hanging around Tail too much XDDD

yes, I find finger length oh so attractive XD god, I see a long ring finger and my heart just flutters.

PartyhatPikachu: No . . . I was more trying to make a snarky comment but obviously it failed . .

Chatsy: No wonder when you involve sexuality with fingers!

It's BOUND to make people stop and think "...oh".

Of course my indexfingers are shorter because they're used more often

AbsolDragon: my right hand is straight...but my left hand is gay...so...does that make me bi??
...this will make me fit in more on TPTF!! yay!

Gyarados: You keep on mentioning that... I'm beginning to get suspicious.

Storm the Chao: How do you wash your hands?