Funniest TPTF Quotes

Shorttail: Maybe you're pregnant.

Minte: It happens..

Kefka VI: I've been to Paris. Does that count?

Cloudburst: I just have to say, I read those posts in that order and laughed outloud. Then I realized that Kefka was replying to Old Man's statement on not being in Denmark, and I felt silly. But still laughed. So, in my head: "No, Kefka, being to Paris does not count as being pregrnant."

Lonepichu: I'm going to Poland...what does that mean?

Cloudburst: I think...going to Poland must mean you are concerned with...um...Fish! Yes, fish! It's either that or your period...I was never quite sure on that Poland one....
Lonepichu: But...I don't get my period .__.

Shorttail: You don't think you should see someone about your baby? It's been growing for five years and you haven't been showing anything yet. =/

Cloudburst: You mean, Looney's been to Paris?

Kitten: *crashes and slams open a door and into the thread all serious-like and such* LONEPICHU YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG LADY! I come back and find what? You're pregnant?

I think you should stop with the lies.

With all the secrecy.

You should stop right NAO.

I think you should just admit to all of TPTF right now that you're a MAN.

Whether on purpose or on accident, all superheroes end up revealing their true identity sooner or later. Even Spiderman did! Don't you think you've gone long enough, having to cover up your secret with lies of five-year-long pregnancies and such? People are starting to get suspicious. People are starting to wonder.

Taileh's reply was obviously a test - any sensible person would go visit the doctor about their unborn baby if it remained unborn for five years, and you showed no signs of pregnancy on the outside. However, if you choose to ignore his advice and don't go see a doctor about it, it will be very clear that you've been lying to us about your pregnancy.

I don't even want to know what you did with all those gifts we generously gave you at your "baby shower". Been using your Ebay account lately?

But even through all the secrecy and the lies, we have stood next to you through troubled times.

Lonepichu. Please listen to me.

TPTF wants the truth.

Lonepichu: ALRIGHT FINE, I ADMIT IT, I'M A MAN. All those times I said I was gay...the truth is...I'm actually a straight man.

I don't get my period because I'm a man :<

I'll even show you who I really am.

Here it is.



The pink tank top is the proof.

I'm sorry everyone on TPTF, I'm ashamed of my lie.

Drix Sigar:

ehhh.. Lone... I..I..I..

*Faints*

Nuuuuuh, All those years...  

Cloudburst: *falls over laughing*

But I'm so confused as to whether or not Kitteh and Drixy were being serious....

*falls over laughing again*

Minte: Um..?
I never thought Lone was a girl. I always assumed he was a dude.
Women's intuition I guess.

Kitten: ....
*sighs contentedly* My work here is done.

Lonepichu: if you want sex, buy a plushie from me. I know for a fact (why do people tell me these things) that three people who commissioned a plush for their special ones got laid.

Kitten: ...Is that how you're advertising from now on? O_O;; XDDDDD
Shorttail: Sex plushies... o.o

Chatsy: GUUUUUY, stop posting when I'm posting, don't you know it's RUDE to just randomly post inbetween, oh my god what is this I don't even

WeirdDutchGuy: Well excuuuuuse me princess, blame Jolt for not turning on the thingy that lets you see who is reading/posting in a topic. That should teach you to quote the post you're replying to when you aren't the only person browsing.

Besides, judging from the length, odds are I was writing mine before you started yours anyway. So there.

Chatsy: Actually I began on it a while prior but couldn't post it thanks to the 1-minute rule so I browsed a little while waiting and forgot about it XD

WeirdDutchGuy: www.excuses.com

;p

Chatsy: www.icanthinkupfancynamesforwebsitestoo.com

Chatsy: Psh, that husband of mine. He doesn't know how to turn ANYTHING on.

Kitten: ...Except you.

Chatsy: That only happened ONCE because I told him in to some 'role playing' per say.
Role playing involving him dressing up as a certain messy-haired asian fellow and me dressing up as a mutated mouse.
For some reason he refused to continue this success thereafter. Hmph.

Chiscringle: Hmm.... I think I might be able to help.

Chatsy: No sandwich action! >8(

Cloudburst: I'm with Chis, to think this all started with a newcomer. And what does Chatsy's signature have to do with sandwiches? We'll never know...tune in next time to find out!

Chatsy: Newcomers are like drugs.

Insanity thus function as anti-drugs.

But because we're insane no matter how many newcomers we have we then take anti-anti-drugs to even it out. But then we have to take special drugs to read the labels of the anti-anti-drugs and that demands another sort of drug otherwise we'd never leave the can.
Not like we are anyway because we're insane so we all mixed laxitives in eachother's drugs along with some Fantasy.

I don't know what I'm talking about

Shorttail: And you ask yourself where the new member went?

Kitten: What I didn't know was what Bursty's comment about sandwiches had to do with Chatzeh's siggy. How did those get connected?! o_0

So I looked at Chatzeh's siggy... there's that picture of Ash and Brock...

Chatzeh..
Ash and Brock..
Sandwich..
Some type of connection..

AAUUGH I KNEW IT! All three of you?! WHAT IS THIS?! O_O;;

Chatsy: Well, Brock's a cook, YOU figure it out! >8(

Chiscringle: I was flipping through the channels and hit Cartoon Network for about 1 sec. That second was Brock leaning forward slightly and going, "ahhh..." in a very throaty way.

Awesome.

Chatsy: Haha, oh that Brock~

I just realized that if you skim my previous post it looks like I wrote "Brock's a cock".
Just thought I'd share that.

Lonepichu: Brock DOES have a rather large cock.

sugarcutie35: My friend said she used to read the fics here and she told me about a long one that was still going and was reeeaaaally good, I might try to read it when i am off for summer break!
Chiscringle: Mine is long,

Shorttail: Lind, just try to ignore all the perverts. They lurk all the time and pop out eventually to say stuff like what Chis said here.

Cloudburst: *points up* What he said. lol. Hullo, Sugarcutie. Welcome to our humble i-abode. My suggestions are to be scared of everyone. Kitteh is pretty legit, but she has been mostly corrupted by Chats and Old man Taily-ness. Beware the Taily-ness. He will eat you in your sleep... >> << >>

Chatsy: Oh pish tosh, Kitten just doesn't know when enough Danish is enough.

Sugar, just don't trust anyone.
Except for me. I'm the nicest, most innocent person here. With me you can't go wrong.

Kitten:  

Chatsy:

RapidAsh: I'm a flaming unicorn. "Nuff said.

Lonepichu: Rapid, you're made of win XDDD flaming Unicorn...because Rapidash is a flaming Unicorn...

Shorttail: Thank you, Captain Obvious. 

Lonepichu: shush, I thought some people might not remember that RapidAsh has a horn. 

RapidAsh: ...I do? *looks down*  

Lonepichu: TPTF turned me gay. >:| 

Chatsy: ..So... I'm the only one who just uses a random conditioner and otherwise don't bother?

Gyarados: As a real, manly man, I don't 'condition' my hair. My hair is so tough and manly that it roundhouse kicks any conditioner into a coma (except Bruce Lee conditioner). I prefer to marinate my head in raw steak. If I see dandruff, I shoot it.

Gyarados: O lawd, laundry is the worst part of living away from home. I just wait until I run out of clothes, but that means I have to do the laundry nekkid. o.O

Kefka VI: I haz date with two chicks on Wednesday.

Chatsy: At once?!

Lonepichu: player

Kefka VI: Actually the girl I asked out asked the other one to come along.

Chatsy: ....!

Now this could get interesting!

Kefka VI: I'm trying to keep this friendly. Especially due to the fact that two girls are coming.

Lonepichu: Threesome!

oh come on, we were all thinking it.

This sounds so scandaloooous. I love it. I bet I could get more women, though ;P

kariekh: XD Wow um all I can say is go cheap- I mean we're in a rescission! Pay for one dinner and make them fight over it, whoever the winner is you can take them on a date. If it's a close tie just bring things back to your place for a good ole mud fight....do join. ;]

Kefka VI: The fack. I'm just going to Barnes and Noble after school.

Lonepichu: then have them fight over one coffee